mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

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bitchbot:

bitchbot:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

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happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

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